sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

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deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.
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drythroats:

Accurate. 100%.
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lejazzhot heavenisaplaceonearthwithy0u
↖ has a nice butt
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  • me: i'll do it at 7PM
  • time: 7:02PM
  • me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
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welcomeyearzero:

stefdelima:

neighbourly:

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

every year i wait for this post. it always comes right on time

And then it’s jacket weather at night.

or you live in melbourne and it’s still winter for another 2 months

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starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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