sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

image

../.— .- …/-. —- -/.-.. -.— .. -. —.

I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes

______________________________________________ posted on Jul 22 with 107,129 notes
buttschmidts herriverotter
  • Friend: *sneezes*
  • Me: Bless you
  • Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  • Me: chill
______________________________________________ posted on Jul 21 with 69,376 notes
pizzapuncher bittersweet-nights

lmaoalien:

egberts:

you kids today with your texting and murder

 

______________________________________________ posted on Jul 21 with 122,937 notes
egberts dontwakethesleepwalker
posted on Monday
with 382,038 notes / reblog
baseball-boyfriends timid

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

______________________________________________ posted on Jul 21 with 166,689 notes
clgdoublelifts thisismymindxx
posted on Monday
with 18,196 notes / reblog
fvjk bittersweet-nights
posted on Monday
with 69,223 notes / reblog
vinebox dimisnothere

departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

______________________________________________ posted on Jul 21 with 279,217 notes
departured dontwakethesleepwalker
posted on Monday
with 247,699 notes / reblog
thechocolatebrigade moneypls
posted on Monday
with 411,779 notes / reblog
onlylolgifs.net dropit-likea-thot
posted on Monday
with 26,282 notes / reblog
delicatepoetry dropit-likea-thot
posted on Monday
with 183,536 notes / reblog
believe-wbu:

tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout
00-2 dropit-likea-thot

obtuse-juice:

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

image

I *gif* CAN’T *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR *gif* ACCENT *gif*

______________________________________________ posted on Jul 21 with 84,819 notes
doutzenkros dropit-likea-thot
posted on Monday
with 991,089 notes / reblog
barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.
gifak-net small-townboy

dykesupremacy:

when straight girls take pictures of themselves kissing their female friend on the cheek and caption it “lol we’re such lesbos/dykes/lezzas” or some other lesbophobic slur 

image

______________________________________________ posted on Jul 21 with 22,163 notes
dykesupremacy freddie-twerkury