lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
Fact: I always know that my period is coming not because of mood swings but because my face suddenly turns into Zit City population 1,809,403 (as of the last census).
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails